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Grasshoppers residing in the bathroom

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 21, 2009, 1:08 AM



Ladies and gentlemen,

today I found myself talking, talking to a grasshopper. Sadly, he didn't answer me. But still, before I put down my pants to do my business on the toilet, I just had to remove the grasshopper. Because obviously, I felt like it was watching me, staring at how I slowly would remove my undies and seductively would pee. I felt violated. But as kind as I am, I didn't kill it. No, I had to get a small cup. Obviously I take one filled with sugar, and throw the sugar on the ground just to have an empty cup. After about 10 minutes of asking the grasshopper to jump out of the cup, after I gently put it in it, he left the cup. Only to be chased after by my cat and been eaten.

So much for my good job to save a grasshoppers life from the toilet.

  • Mood: Tired

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